Sir Shitzalot's definitions

porn starfish

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.

To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.

by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013

Before and After

Taking a dump so large, you wish you weighed yourself 'before and after'

"Dude, where've you been, what's that smell?"

"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
"Gross!"

by Sir Shitzalot April 30, 2010