Sir Pekorn's definitions

Drinking water

Getting high via marijuana. Can be done so through a straw or tap, and most often from a bottle.

"I drank sooooo much water at lunch man, now I'm completely hydrated."

"Yo Griff-Dawg, have you been drinking water?"
"Sick dude! Totes awks."
"Whatever man, I'm hydrated."

by Sir Pekorn January 4, 2012

dirk

Pronounced "dierk"
On contrary to other common beliefs, a "dirk" is one who is annoying on a constant basis. However, "one-time" or "in the moment" dirks are those with the same traits but only for a short period of time. "Dirks" may also be marked as such due to a faulty, stupid, or inaccurate remark, and any other characteristic pertaining to obnoxious behavior.

"Fuckin' griffin, what a dirk."
or
"Don't be a dirk. Come on man, use a condom.

by Sir Pekorn November 4, 2011