Sir Beans of Heinzington's definitions

Thingamajigs

When the correct name of whatever you're speaking about is forgotten magically and you end up spouting this gibberish word

Not very smart guy: hey you know those, uhhh, beep boop typey thingamajigs in the computer room
Smart guy: the COMPUTERS?
Not very smart guy: uhh, yeah those

by Sir Beans of Heinzington March 24, 2023

Cortextroke

this word is used when one has a sudden spout of dementia as if your cereberal cortex was having a stroke, henceforth Cortextroke.

Man 1: hey...... aifnq
Man 2: uhhh, what
Man 1: sorry i had a cortextroke and forgot your name
Nma 3: its fine, happens to the best of us, even the writer! look, im suddenly nma 3?!
writer: oops

by Sir Beans of Heinzington March 24, 2023

Gabberflasted

When one is flabbered beyond gasted they enter a state of Gabberflastedness, that of which is of pure shock, awe and the same gasps used by none other than sir william shakespear (one may inadvertently switch to speaking as if they were from the days of old england AKA fancy shmancy)

You:*GASP* I DARESAY GOOD FREIND, YOU GAVE ME QUITE A SCARE
Friend: did i flabbergast you?
You: far worse, for you see, i am gabberflasted

by Sir Beans of Heinzington March 24, 2023