Definitions by Single handed sailor

Ken Dodding 

The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.

Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".

Ken Dodding by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010

Gentlemens gel 

The product of your ejaculation

I sprayed so much gentlemens gel into my partners hair she looked like Cameron Diaz in "Theres something about Mary".

Gentlemens gel by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010

Scotch egg breakfast 

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

Scotch egg breakfast by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010