Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.
Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.
by singin quimby August 19, 2010
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BMX Track

The shit streak left on your gonch after a lousy wipe.
Dude there was no Mountain Money in the can at Burger King. I'm going to have the worst BMX Track.
by Singin Quimby September 03, 2010
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