9 definitions by SinDonor dammit

clotoris

A small globule of clotted menstrual blood wedged between the upper section of a woman's labia majora. Unlike the clitoris, the clotoris is much easier to find thanks to its distinctive color, pungent odor and unique flavor.

OH NO! Yo clotowith id on nai tung!!!

What?!?

(SPIT) I said your damned clotoris is on my friggin' tongue! (BARF!)

by SinDonor dammit January 28, 2011

sniffing the woodpile

The act of going out to a party or bar/club with the main goal of checking out the men there.

Similar to being on the prowl or shopping at the meat market.

"Where'd Kris and Pat go?"
"Oh, they're at that beach bonfire tonight, sniffing the woodpile."

by SinDonor dammit March 3, 2017