klickometer

A mash-up of the words "klick" and "kilometer". It is redundant, since klick is already a slang variant used to shorten the word kilometer.

Could also be spelled: klickometre, for our brethren north o' the border.

The nearest MickyDonald's is about twenty klickometers away.

by SinDonor dammit January 28, 2011

Mother Puss Bucket

An expletive to yell when you are in an unfathomably-dire situation and your friends are terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

<The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks up in anger at the Ghostbusters>

Peter Venkman: "Mother puss bucket!!!"

by SinDonor dammit January 28, 2009