Definitions by Simply Stefani;

Noob Syndrome 

Short term is NS.
A stupid person online. Usually found in 10 to 11 year olds in online teen chat rooms. We don't know why the hell they're there....
See noob for details.

(Online chat room)

Noob: Babez, wanna go out with me?
Tara: Yeah, uh no.
Carly (private messages Tara): Noob Syndrome?
Tara (private messages Carly): Yep.

Noob Syndrome by Simply Stefani; December 28, 2008

NS 

Formally called "Noob Syndrome," this disease occurs in a person who acts like an idiot online. The disease is usually active in 10 or 11 year olds who are in teen chat rooms.

(Online teen hangout, such as Habbo Hotel)

Noob: HAY BABY WANNA CYBER?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?
Bob (whispers to Bill): Damn that kid has a severe case of NS.
Bill: I know right?

NS by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008

Failosophy 

An idea from a person that fails.
Everyone hates the idea, and it should be rejected immediately.

Billy: Noobs are the coolest people ever.
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...

Failosophy by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008