Definitions by Simpleton

buttoosh 

Your arse , ass ,backside , bottom or rear end . Defined by my 6 yr old lad. Not a word used at school by his mates, he made it himself and I'm very proud of him.

I kicked him in the buttoosh and he cried.

buttoosh by Simpleton December 29, 2014

kalvano 

"kalv" is from the word "calf"
"ano" is Spanish for "anus"

kalvano is one who is into calf anus.

I went with kalvano to the farm outside of Montreal.

kalvano by Simpleton June 9, 2004