Definitions by Simon Christopher Blair III

boredocking 

The meeting of two boring people

Oh yeah, that was a real boredocking – past tense

boredocking by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

toboreculosis

Highly contagious boredom that nearly kills you. Not to be confused with toboreculocus, highly contagious boredom spread by insects.

I can't come to work today, I've got toboreculosis

toboreculosis by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

wordjohnson 

A wordsmith who corrects people all the time.

That guy is such a wordjohnson.

wordjohnson by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010