Simon Christopher Blair III's definitions

boredocking

The meeting of two boring people

Oh yeah, that was a real boredocking – past tense

by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

toboreculosis

Highly contagious boredom that nearly kills you. Not to be confused with toboreculocus, highly contagious boredom spread by insects.

I can't come to work today, I've got toboreculosis

by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

wordjohnson

A wordsmith who corrects people all the time.

That guy is such a wordjohnson.

by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010