Definitions by Simon Callahan

Shit tickets 

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

Shit tickets by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

STDU 

Suitable replacement for STFU. It actually means 'Shut the Duck Up'.

Guy 1: Look, DUCKS!
Guy 2: STDU!

STDU by Simon Callahan January 18, 2004