Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010
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STDU

Suitable replacement for STFU. It actually means 'Shut the Duck Up'.
Guy 1: Look, DUCKS!
Guy 2: STDU!
by Simon Callahan January 18, 2004
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