Simon C's definitions

Stench Trench

A slightly wiffy 'Kipper Canyon' qv

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Stench Trench, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

chuck muck

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you blow your beans, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise

I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, chucked my muck, and then rolled over and went to kip

by Simon C May 26, 2004

Kipper Canyon

A bit of a wiffy axe-wound, in need of a shower, or a bath, or even a little lick

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Kipper Canyon, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

tip dirt

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you blow your beans, qv, or chuck your muck, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise

I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, tipped my dirt, and then rolled over and went to kip

by Simon C May 26, 2004

blow beans

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you chuck your muck, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise

I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, blew my beans, and then rolled over and went to kip

by Simon C May 26, 2004