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Definitions by Simian Pachyderm

Ann O'Rexia 

The name of a famous skinny Irish girl.

Her bff is Ann Orexic from Serbia.
Top of the mornin' to ya. Who's the handle on your hammer?

You know the bank manager who instrumented the VAT rebate scam? That would be his daugther Ann O'Rexia on her way from "mass".

Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.
Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.

Viagroofie 

The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.

It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.
Viagroofie by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009