Simian Pachyderm's definitions

Venerealpolitik

Politics based on sexual factors rather than on ideological or ethical considerations.

Venerealpolitik was the hallmark of Bill Clinton's presidency.

by Simian Pachyderm February 7, 2010

African Americano

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.

To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."

by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

ba-jay-jay

A mellifluous name that Oprah Winfrey can popularize for BJJ - Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

"How did you break your finger?"

"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."

"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"

"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."

by Simian Pachyderm April 7, 2010