Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Silver tongued liar

Spice weasel

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

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The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

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The gap between sphincter and butt cheek.

Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.

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