Definitions by Silly Whitey

Fast Canadian Pixies 

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.

WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!

Fast Canadian Pixies by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003

sniggle

1. A redneck term of mysterious origins. Possibly means either "sneak" or "violate." See also: wordsnigglen/word

Grant, how'd y'all sniggle on back there?

sniggle by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003

sniggle

2. An erratic, often dangerous means of transportation that involves stomping around while throwing one's body weight and balance in random directions and fashions. Official mode of transportation/fighting style of Kraznan military.

As I lay peacefully in the hammock, I turned to see Jimmy sniggling toward me, a deranged look upon his face.

sniggle by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003

snigglin 

1. One who wordsniggle/words.
2. A contemptible person.

Y'all are just a bunch of little snigglins, a'intcha?

snigglin by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003

behymen 

The metaphorical hymen of the anus. Like the hymen, this is "broken" upon penetration to the aformentioned area, eliminating the subject's anal virginity.

So...is that behymen still intact?

behymen by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003

Oobi 

The official deity and religion of the Kraznan Empire. Created when "666" is added to "hell" on a calculator (1134 turned upside down). Still a more plausible creation then Christianity's, though.

And now, let us pray to the almighty Oobi. Oobi...Oobi...Oobi....

Oobi by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003