Abshier

A man who runs away from a bar of soap and shampoo. He uses his sweat as hair gel to keep it slick with style. Who's afraid of the dark so he sleeps in his bed with his mother. Feels entitled to free handouts. The first one in line at company or family functions without contributing. A man who would impregnate there cousin. A man who is a virgin but make up stories about sex with women.
We always have a abshier at every family reunion.
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asscrabAids

Crabs that come out of your ass that's have aids.
Multiple college students missed class today because of asscrabAids.
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