Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Silicon Dogwoods

pump monkey

A guy who lifts heavy weights, a lot, usually in the gym.

"I'm gonna lift with the pump monkeys. Be back later."

A closing jab at a low opponent.

I'm done here. Foffswipe.

A weasel who betrays others, sometimes a great nation. A total coward.

The wusstraitor toadied his way through the press conference with his owner.