Signor Turd's definitions

fly

The zipping mechanism that closes the front of one's pants or jacket. Usually manufactured by the ambiguous YKK entity.

Ah woo woo! Yo' fly is open and I can see your dingle dangle!!

by Signor Turd May 25, 2003

Unit

When you're measuring something, you measure it in units...like meters or inches or ounces or grams...yeah.

I know it's long, but HOW MANY UNITS! This is a scientific experiment for God's sake!!

by Signor Turd May 25, 2003

beeatch

a title which emphasizes the subject's ability to regain control in a particularly demanding situation.

Mr. Solomon revealed his gusto as a beeatch of the stock market crash last week. Bravo, sir!

by Signor Turd May 25, 2003