Sigmajuiceyboy's definitions
BOBE (noun)
1. A car salesman who struts around the lot like a hawk on Red Bull, phone glued to his ear, pretending every lead is “his” while being spoon-fed by the BDC like a baby bird that never left the nest.
2. Gains superhuman energy from inhaling his own fart clouds—sometimes even weaponizing them in stealth attacks on unsuspecting customers, leaving them lightheaded enough to sign the paperwork.
3. Claims he “got it out the mud” by sitting on his ass, answering the phone, and waiting for BDC leads to be hand-delivered like warm cookies.
1. A car salesman who struts around the lot like a hawk on Red Bull, phone glued to his ear, pretending every lead is “his” while being spoon-fed by the BDC like a baby bird that never left the nest.
2. Gains superhuman energy from inhaling his own fart clouds—sometimes even weaponizing them in stealth attacks on unsuspecting customers, leaving them lightheaded enough to sign the paperwork.
3. Claims he “got it out the mud” by sitting on his ass, answering the phone, and waiting for BDC leads to be hand-delivered like warm cookies.
by Sigmajuiceyboy August 8, 2025
Get the Bobemug. When you go to buy a car but instead you end up getting a suprise fist bump fisting with milk and sigma juice (smirnoff vodka)
Then afterwards with the address you leave on the credit app blakenson follows you home and then proceeds to rap you at your own private domicile.
Then afterwards with the address you leave on the credit app blakenson follows you home and then proceeds to rap you at your own private domicile.
by Sigmajuiceyboy July 25, 2025
Get the The Blakenson Junresmug.