99 definitions by Sid Barrett

Obamapromaramadrama

The stress and mood swings during the week before a high school prom for any person going into or already into politics.

Being a member of the Model UN and a Girls Nation delegate, Mary wasn't having just promaramadram, she was having Obamapromaramadrama.

by Sid Barrett May 14, 2008

dryback

An illegal immigrant from Canada who's in the USA.

-Hey, look at all these super cheap prescriptions Raphael brought over!
-I love that dryback; he saves me so much money on happy pills!

by Sid Barrett January 5, 2009

Yob

A yob is a job that is tedious and/or pays a very low wage. Refers to the working conditions (and the way Mexicans would pronounce j-o-b in Spanish) of Mexican Americans.

Dick: What're we doing waiting in line here for?
Miguel: We'ere waiting fore a yob.
Dick: A yob?
Migeul: A yob!

by Sid Barrett August 3, 2008

War & Peace 2

(Noun) A postal mailing that is ridiculously large in size.

Parent: Did you get any information from that college yet?

Kid: Yeah, they only sent me War & Peace 2.

by Sid Barrett August 21, 2008

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 10, 2007

IDKMYBFFJILL

The expression used to blame someone else for something. Taken from an old Cingular commercial.

Mom: Stephy!
Girl: WU?
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up, all of this texting!
Girl: OMGINBD
Mom: It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day?
Girl: IDKMYBFFJILL
Mom: Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Girl: TISNF!
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's S, dang F!

by Sid Barrett February 17, 2008

White Screen of Death

The White Screen of Death is any screen with a white background that appears on an iPod when it is broken beyond repair. These screens are usually accompanied by a face with red X's for eyes and a frowny face and says something like "Please go to apple.com/support for assistance".

A white screen of death is almost guarenteed after dropping an iPod (along with a cracked screen), dropping the iPod in water, someone steps on the iPod or the stars align in such a way that your iPod just suddenly doesn't work for no apparent reason. This is linked to the Blue Screen of Death in old Windows computers and also the Red Ring of Death in XBox 360's.

The White Screen of Death is why I now have a Creative.

by Sid Barrett August 22, 2007