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Milsy is a sex god with a kinky liking for hairy toes, those similar to her own. She believes being Mauritius is a personality trait&gives her the right to say the n-word.Some1 needs to break it to her that she's just as English and even more Maltese than she is Mauritius.She tends to overestimate her talentedness e.g, when she was 11 & believed she was Beyonce yet sounded more like a goat. Her desire for being arts,quirks just makes her basicness equivalent to everyone elses,cutting bangs,dying hair pink,wearing brandy,sound familiar?wouldn't be surprised,basically just described the entire female population.
Her biggest accomplishments:not being a lightweight(debatable),being the best at throwing it back(debatable), having a newly proclaimed ass(oh wow what a surprise, also debatable,and being the best friend of a sick ass savage that goes by the name of Maja, that being completely true. Her lack of social life she blames on her job t bakers delight, in all honestly the truth is shes a lazy b"tch and if she ever tells u she can't meet up,it means she doesn't want to.She is savage.
The Milsys biggest insecurities arise when she compares herself to her 2 goddess-like besties and their undeniable smarts in every imageable area. But then she is reminded that she is vego and basically Jesus for saving the animals.
Overall having a Milsy is like having a goat,they sing the same, both funny but sometimes mistaken for fcking weird but once u get to know them they have ur heart.
Her biggest accomplishments:not being a lightweight(debatable),being the best at throwing it back(debatable), having a newly proclaimed ass(oh wow what a surprise, also debatable,and being the best friend of a sick ass savage that goes by the name of Maja, that being completely true. Her lack of social life she blames on her job t bakers delight, in all honestly the truth is shes a lazy b"tch and if she ever tells u she can't meet up,it means she doesn't want to.She is savage.
The Milsys biggest insecurities arise when she compares herself to her 2 goddess-like besties and their undeniable smarts in every imageable area. But then she is reminded that she is vego and basically Jesus for saving the animals.
Overall having a Milsy is like having a goat,they sing the same, both funny but sometimes mistaken for fcking weird but once u get to know them they have ur heart.
by Sicklad1069 March 30, 2020
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