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Pumpkin Puss Wagon 

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”
Pumpkin Puss Wagon by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

Brooklyn Bang Bang 

While giving back shots, grab a package of pop rocks, dust the pussy with them. Before the wetness reacts to the pop rocks, spread the cheeks, and with pop rocks in your mouth, drop a glob on her ass hole. Allow the crackle to caress your dick and give her the wildest orgasm she’s ever experienced. Pop that pussy has a whole new meaning.
“I gotta go to the store, we are doing the Brooklyn Bang Bang tonight”
Brooklyn Bang Bang by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

Wood Hammer 

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.
My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.
Wood Hammer by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022