10 definitions by Sick Em D
When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
by Sick Em D August 25, 2022
Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
by Sick Em D August 24, 2022
Whe the woman your having sex with has Covid 19 and she coughs repeatedly....causing her vagina to clinch several times, until you cum.
Hey babe since you coughing I'm going to stop and get you some medicine...but before you take it can I get a COLD CLINCH..???
by Sick Em D August 21, 2022