Shut Up Boomer's definitions

River Moment

When a total idiot/clown says and/or does something completely Retarded

Like a Bruh Moment But you're only amazed at how Fucking stupid they are

Eg.
Boys: "I got black, I got white, what you want? *Mumble Random shit totally unrelated to the song*
River: "What?! how do you guys know all the words to the song?!

RIVER MOMENT

by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019

Spud

Someone who can't fucking aim!

Teammate 1: *Sarcastic* Nice shot idiot
Teammate 2: STFU you spud! You literally missed that shot at point-blank Range

by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019