Definitions by Shut Up Boomer

River Moment 

When a total idiot/clown says and/or does something completely Retarded

Like a Bruh Moment But you're only amazed at how Fucking stupid they are

Eg.
Boys: "I got black, I got white, what you want? *Mumble Random shit totally unrelated to the song*
River: "What?! how do you guys know all the words to the song?!

RIVER MOMENT

River Moment by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019

Spud 

Someone who can't fucking aim!

Teammate 1: *Sarcastic* Nice shot idiot
Teammate 2: STFU you spud! You literally missed that shot at point-blank Range

Spud by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019