Shrek the Justin's definitions

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by Shrek the Justin February 18, 2024

I want the truth

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Tom Cruise: Colonel, did you order the Code Red?

J.A. Preston: You don't have to answer that question.

Jack Nicholson: I'll answer the question

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to.

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I WANT THE TRUTH!!

Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023

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Shut up

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by Shrek the Justin April 10, 2023

Doofus

You

You are a doofus

by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023

U2

The band that will never break up or have a lineup change

U2 is awesome because they've never changed their lineup and have been going since 1976

by Shrek the Justin April 5, 2023

O

O

O

by Shrek the Justin July 15, 2023

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcmnbv

You are bored as fuck right now. You already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, so you just made the last four letters backwards

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcmnbv

by Shrek the Justin September 23, 2024