3 definitions by Shovel King
Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.
by Shovel King July 29, 2011
John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"
Steve : "You're and idiot"
Steve : "You're and idiot"
by Shovel King June 1, 2012
to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.
john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"
paul : "every day im shoveling!"
paul : "every day im shoveling!"
by Shovel King July 27, 2011