Short arse harris's definitions

Oaf

A large cumbersome idiot with a limited vocabulary. Their bodies are normally out of proportion with the rest of them. Sausage fingers and a microscopic penis are a tell-tell sign of an Oaf. They're normally found near a blocked toilet, having just parked their breakfast there. An Oaf has a favoured past time of using his sausage fingers to check ones prostate.

OAF, n. Fat Idiot. A tall, fat arse troll that can't be taken outside into public during busy periods. 'Paul, I see you have the Oaf checking your prostate again? "Yeah, but it's nearly dinner time soon, so he has nearly finish".

by Short arse harris October 3, 2018