2 definitions by Short Cunt

smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

A persons definitive

Of all the flavours that one can enjoy, it is a persons absolute favourite.

I fucking love Belvedere Vodka, but my absolute flavourite is Grey Goose Vodka

by Short Cunt September 21, 2014