scoofus

A word used to describe poop that is specifically on top of a printer.
Person 1: hey can you print these papers for me?
Person 2: sorry, I can't.
Person 1: why not? Is the printer broken?
Person 2: No, but it has scoofus on it.
Person 2: Oh.
by Shmoses March 17, 2021
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Smagadoogy

A term used to describe being farted on superfluously. Named after French pope Smagadoogious II, who died from being farted on for a minute straight.
Person 1: Man my older brother is the worst
Person 2: what he do shawty?
Person 1: He just keeps doing smagadoogy on me. Yesterday he did it and I almost passed out.
by Shmoses March 17, 2021
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