Person A: I just heard a rumor that my gf did a guy named Jacob
Person B: What? Who’s Jacob?
Person A: Idk some guy from *insert school*.
Person B: If you don’t know who he is, how do you know he’s real?
Person A: You’re right. They’re probably just pulling my dick.
Person C: Did you really have to gaskeep her into thinking Jacob isn’t real?
Person B: It’s better if she doesn’t know.
Person B: What? Who’s Jacob?
Person A: Idk some guy from *insert school*.
Person B: If you don’t know who he is, how do you know he’s real?
Person A: You’re right. They’re probably just pulling my dick.
Person C: Did you really have to gaskeep her into thinking Jacob isn’t real?
Person B: It’s better if she doesn’t know.
by Shmed Hearin April 05, 2022
When person A is talking about a happy thing and person B says something sad that happened that correlates to person A’s story, but person A ignores them and keeps talking.
Person A: this guy asked me out
Person B: my bf just broke up with me
Person A: damn that sucks, anyway he’s gonna take me to the dance
Omg she literally is such a girlighter
Person B: my bf just broke up with me
Person A: damn that sucks, anyway he’s gonna take me to the dance
Omg she literally is such a girlighter
by Shmed Hearin April 04, 2022
Person A: Hey, I just heard of this new game. I forget the name. It’s something like Sally Head?
Person B (totally knowing what Person A is talking about): Hmm, Ive never heard of that game. You sure it wasn’t a dream?
Person A: Yeah maybe. Eh it didn’t sound that fun anyway.
Yea i had to gateboss the game from them, they literally can’t take the emotional damage.
Person B (totally knowing what Person A is talking about): Hmm, Ive never heard of that game. You sure it wasn’t a dream?
Person A: Yeah maybe. Eh it didn’t sound that fun anyway.
Yea i had to gateboss the game from them, they literally can’t take the emotional damage.
by Shmed Hearin April 05, 2022