2 definitions by Shithead Brad
Fort Mohave is a town south of Bullhead City which is basically a small version of Bullhead but better. Plenty of stores and restaurants that were built more recently are one of the reasons why Fort Mohave is probably the best town in the tri-state area yet. All the hot chicks in that town are mostly either like Laughlin hoes or just chill, don't give a shit about anything type of person. Only con about Fort Mohave is that people will snitch to the police on you over nothing. Probably that's the reason why there's not as much crime as there is in Bullhead even though the Mohave County sheriff claim Fort Mohave is more dangerous than Bullhead City. Fort Mohave is a perfect place to hang out at but not it's not great to live at due to taxes, bullshit, etc.
Ahhh... Fort Mohave, Arizona! What a place to be! Shit, I'mma chill at Walmart! Oh, wait.... Nevermind, people there will call the cops on me just for chilling so I'm out this bitch!
by Shithead Brad October 13, 2019
Laughlin, Nevada is a small town nearly two hours south of Las Vegas and it's Across the Colorado River from Bullhead City. People usually go to Laughlin to go jet skiing during the summer and gamble all their money away. This town has no shit to do except for wasting your money on gambling and getting ripped off at the dispensary for 15 dollars for a joint. A lot of people here are straight up assholes, hoes here are flaky as fuck, some white hoes that go to alternate school are low-key tweakers and all they wanna do is date black dudes so they could take advantage of them and boss them around for no reason even though they claim they're against slavery, shit load of fake bloods and crips and their high school is one of the most retarded schools in Clark County yet. Laughlin feels like a wanna be California with no shit to do but just being by yourself at home and/or chilling with your friends and getting into a shit load of trouble about every little thing.
"hey, I'm an 11 year old blood and I come from Compton to nigga!"
Me: "Omfg, get your head out of your ass and act like what a normal 11 year old would act!"
Also me: "Laughlin, Nevada obviously has no shit to do so no wonder a lot of people from other cities and states come and get the fuck outta here!"
Me: "Omfg, get your head out of your ass and act like what a normal 11 year old would act!"
Also me: "Laughlin, Nevada obviously has no shit to do so no wonder a lot of people from other cities and states come and get the fuck outta here!"
by Shithead Brad September 1, 2019