Definitions by ShitPosty

Sizzlesquat 

Someone who always stays at his girlfriend's and never has any money and uses her gym pass.

Look at Joe. He is a complete sizzlesquat.

Sizzlesquat by ShitPosty April 4, 2023

kakakee 

Someone who smokes too much weed and falls asleep on the toilet while taking a shit.

Look at Joe. He'll never amount to anything more than a kakakee.

kakakee by ShitPosty April 4, 2023