Definitions by Shevek

virgin

n. Person who has not yet had sex. Largely believed to be mythological.

virgin by Shevek September 22, 2002

Naff 

adj. Not very good, but not bad enough to warrant a passionate dismissal.

The White Horse mate, nah it's naff - you wanna get yourself down the King's Arms - full of totty on a Friday night

Naff by Shevek September 22, 2002

urban myth 

Story often quoted and largely believed but which is totally fictitious.

What the Seaman Staines, Master Bates thing in Captain Pugwash? No, never happened, it's just an urban myth

urban myth by Shevek September 22, 2002

magazine people 

Those people who haven't the imagination to develop a style of their own and so follow whatever their favourite lifestyle magazine tells them to do. See also fashion victims

The party was awful, full of magazine people spouting magazine opinions about consumer tat that no-one wants or needs.

magazine people by Shevek September 22, 2002