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Potato Captain

A man that doesn't realize he's being super gay.

One night Paul went to a 24 hour gym. It was leg day. Paul looked around and felt very insecure about his calfs. Paul is a potato captain.

Potato Captain by She's the best cook sometimes June 1, 2026

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Susational

When your friend's boyfriend is so sus, it's sensational.

Todd was downright susational when he told her that he washed his dick off in the Burger King bathroom for her safety.

Susational by She's the best cook sometimes October 10, 2025

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Labodious

Something of or below set societal standards.

Watching Becky's WIC card get denied at Walmart was so labodious.

Labodious by She's the best cook sometimes October 10, 2025

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