asslol

A person who constantly dribbles copious amounts of crap containing at least some degree of hilarity. It is has been hypothesised that said "asslols" subsist on a strict diet of both sausage lols and casserlol. It has also been surmised that as children they played mainly with lollerskates and barbie lols.

Asslol: My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli the other day...

Person: OMG really? That is so sad and unfortunate...

Asslol: Yeah... A strong currant pulled him in.

Person: Dude you are such a fucking asslol.

by Shazz058 January 13, 2009