Definitions by Shard Slammer
Sanddangle
Sanddangle is the act lowering ones balls on to the sand at the beach. A sanddangler is a man is a man that sanddangles. Most sanddanglers have very low hanging balls and often squat rather than sit at the beach.
OMG. That guy the same guy who was sanddangling all night by the bonfire. You can tell he sanddangles because he's wearing daisy dukes and flip flops
Sanddangle by Shard Slammer September 8, 2026
Flavor Allergy
Noun: a fictitious allergy related to a particular type of food for which one has very strong dislike. It is not a medical condition but more of a humorous way to make clear that one really doesn't like a particular food.
Dude, you got black olives on our pizza!? I can't eat black olives. I have a terrible flavor Allergy to them.
Flavor Allergy by Shard Slammer February 22, 2026
Scrototilling
Scrototilling by Shard Slammer December 16, 2025