Definitions by Shard Slammer

Flavor Allergy

Noun: a fictitious allergy related to a particular type of food for which one has very strong dislike. It is not a medical condition but more of a humorous way to make clear that one really doesn't like a particular food.

Dude, you got black olives on our pizza!? I can't eat black olives. I have a terrible flavor Allergy to them.

Flavor Allergy by Shard Slammer February 22, 2026

Scrototilling

The act of using a mechanized device to cut, trim or goom the scrotal area.

Manscaping is out, scrototilling is the future of the modern scrotscaping estheric.

Scrototilling by Shard Slammer December 16, 2025