Shard Slammer's definitions

Scrototilling

The act of using a mechanized device to cut, trim or goom the scrotal area.

Manscaping is out, scrototilling is the future of the modern scrotscaping estheric.

by Shard Slammer December 16, 2025

Flavor Allergy

Noun: a fictitious allergy related to a particular type of food for which one has very strong dislike. It is not a medical condition but more of a humorous way to make clear that one really doesn't like a particular food.

Dude, you got black olives on our pizza!? I can't eat black olives. I have a terrible flavor Allergy to them.

by Shard Slammer February 22, 2026