Shaqburger's definitions

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

poppage

To be kicked so hard in the scrotum, you feel as if your balls have popped.

After volunteering to be an example at the women's self defense class, I experienced poppage.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003