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Home to slow driving old people, hott girls, and kick ass guys. One of the most boring places in the world to live. Everyone here knows how to party and exactly where the party at. High schools such as Manatee, Bayshore, and Southeast can be found here. Also home to many pot smoking teenagers.
Bradenton: Laguna Beach on crack.
Bradenton: Our crack whores will beat up your crack whores.
by Shannon Albritton September 27, 2005
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