3 definitions by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes

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A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!
Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!
by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 05, 2003
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Inserting a lubricated bread stick into ones anus as a party trick. (Friend pushing it in so far that it breaks off optional).
"My arse hurts so much! I was breadsticking on the dancefloor and some dude snapped my breadstick off!"
by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 05, 2003
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A category for Metal music that is deeply underground, who's members are very averse to the commerciallity of the worlds music scene. A person who has a taste for this music would be regarded as true.
"That's not true metal"-e.g. Metallicas St.Anger album.
"Listen to true metal, like Darkthrone".
"You are true enough to drink with us".
by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 05, 2003
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