shamp

1. to exaggerate beyond belief resulting in disastrous consequences

2. to sass

1. "Last night I shamped Bob...I saw his girlfriend at a cafe and I told him she was cheating on him. Too bad he killed himself..."
2. "I just got fired, don't shamp me. I'm in no mood."

by Shamps McGee June 21, 2009

shoomp

a person who shamps frequently

"Dylan is such a shoomp. Last week he shamped all over my life."

by Shamps McGee June 21, 2009