Shagmaster D's definitions

gonnasypherpelaids

Besides pregnancy as the worst STD, gonnasypherpelaids is the grand daddy combining gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDs

gonnasypherpelaids = gonorrhea + syphilis + herpes + AIDs

Also, a hit-single by the infamous band Pig Mutilator (my former band)

Dude, that chick is nasty as shit. She's probably got gonnasypherpelaids.

Sebastian: Damn! I hooked up with that whore down the hall who got tag-teamed last week.

Julio: Yo man go get yourself checked for gonnasypherpelaids!

by Shagmaster D September 28, 2005

RUB

To possess a Random Uncontrollable Boner.

I politely declined Ms. Smith's invitation to come up to the blackboard for I had a RUB.

Sitting next to the old lady playing bingo, suddenly I got a RUB. DAMN!

by Shagmaster D September 30, 2005