tagnuts

remanants of shit that clings mercilessly to the hair surrounding your arse crevice. Often rolled into tangled balls through movement, hence the name 'nut'.
I'm really glad i trimmed my arse, that should cut down on tagnuts.
These tagnuts are really chafing.
mugGet the tagnutsmug.

poomps

That girl has got a tight poomps.
Liam is a little poomps.
Where's all the poomps
mugGet the poompsmug.