weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.
After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.
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crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.
I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.
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