peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006

weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.

After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006