Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones's definitions

eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006

snuggle fuck

smooth deliberate foreplay leading up to long intercourse with a lot of kissing (anywhere on the body) and of course snuggling

She took me to bed and we ended up in a seven hour long snuggle fuck

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006