Seymour Chris Peacock's definitions

Chafed

adj. (ʧeɪft)
Something that sucks ass or is bad in general

"Dude did you see his new cut?"

"Yeah bro, that shit is chafed on all cylinders."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025