cracked

adj: (but never used on people) demented, retarded or retargerous, depending on the context
yo, what's this cracked idea of yours going to involve
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grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term:

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called ^licking vanilla ice cream).

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.
do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma October 18, 2014
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A.S.

(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of formal classical letters (physical forms of correspondence other than e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone-if anyone knows what those are anymore, in a tech dominated world!). It can also serve as an opening N.B. statement.
boy 1) if we have a P.S., why do we need an A.S. anyways; why not just use the classical N.B. as an opening statement instead?

boy 2) if a P.S. exists, why not lol, f-sag invent an A.S.?
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spik

an offensive term for a US citizen of Hispanic descent.
one of the reasons the United States is incapable of solving its immigration issues is because it is uncomfortable, due to a United Nations obsession with human rights, denying birthright citizenship to the U.S. born children of an illegal alien, especially the children of a spik. IMHO if you punish the children of illegal immigrants, regardless of the ethnic origin of the immigrants themselves, by denying them birthright citizenship, future immigrants to the United States, wherever they hail from, will probably think twice about immigrating illegally.
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improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn not only social manners, but, above all, how to correctly talk to your elders and people with more power and/or authority than you.
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.

Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.
by Sexydimma February 20, 2013
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Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
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