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traincreep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:

A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

B: Oh no shit! you are a traincreep, right?

Successful attempt by a traincreep on the actual train or bus:

Traincreep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Traincreep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma December 1, 2011
mugGet the traincreepmug.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
mugGet the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turkmug.

Spitgate

Similar to pizzagate or any other useless scandal that has a -gate suffix, but one that ensues, as the name suggests, when someone spits on the bathroom floor at the office or warehouse where you work.
At my work Gary said spitgate will not be under investigation
by Sexydimma March 9, 2025
mugGet the Spitgatemug.

once a Ramadan

an event occurs once a year or rarer
boy 1): i don't like Labor Day and Thanksgiving Day.

boy 2): lol, like it or lump it they are still there. However, the good news is they only once a Ramadan, so you have nothing to worry about
by Sexydimma August 1, 2016
mugGet the once a Ramadanmug.

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
mugGet the con qui fail d'aplombmug.

Kgb trifecta

The trifecta consisting of k ( John Kerry), g ( Al Gore ) and b ( Bill Gates)
Who invented the term the kgb trifecta anyways?
by Sexydimma May 2, 2024
mugGet the Kgb trifectamug.

w.r.z

( stands for white republican zealot): a Jew, rejected by the larger Jewish community of north America, who doesn't behave like a yidiot but rather like a cross between a WASP and a republican conservative.
I don't care if I passed the picture test of my community, I am proud to be a w.r.z.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2017
mugGet the w.r.zmug.

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