Sexually Attractive Big Mac's definitions

Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.

Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Boris Johnson

If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.

Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Spam

1)Ham which has undergone weeks of

fermentation

2) Spunk + Ham

Don't eat the bloody spam please

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020