2 definitions by Sexual Auditor

John Wilkes Boothing

(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.

(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)

After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.

by Sexual Auditor July 24, 2018

Oral Jackhammer

When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.

“Kathy, if you don’t shut your mouth I’m going to give you an oral jackhammer!”

by Sexual Auditor November 8, 2017