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Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

TF2 scout lawnmower

The lawn

Mower tf2 is Where one gets a bat,tapes the word force of nature on it, and attempts to bat the pubes off of somebody’s crotch
He used TF2 scout lawnmower on me!
Why is it called that
He bat the pubes off

Green Bay booger churn

The act where a woman lactates on a man’s penis then picks her nose and his and puts the boogers inside the man’s penis before sucking it to the point of carpet burns
Matt: She Green Bay booger churned me!