2 definitions by Sevestapol Holiday Rep

1. Collective mental illness that predominantly centres around a limited world view and an inability to process intellectual thought regarding, and especially, social standing, ownership, property rights and equality.

2. An irrational collective condition that afflicts fanatical flag waving jingoists, for the most part, en masse on a National epidemic scale - but completely oblivious of their symptoms.

3. An irrational. unwavering and inexplicable allegiance to a particular sovereign nation and / or long standing establishment / system. Especially those who blindly and unquestioningly uphold loyalty to outdated systems (e.g) A monarch(y) , also continuing to furnish regents and nobles pockets whilst encouraging the constitution to govern over the citizens and subjects therein whilst intentionally depriving said subjects of advancement, progression, promotion or reform ( i.e United Kingdom and the Commonwealth and other overseas territories)

4. Pack behaviour. Toady mentality. Childlike. Naive. Aloofness.

5. Starbridge geographical location and surrounding Postal Code catchment mentality or similar.
Quotes; Haribo Syndrome Outpatient ''It tastes like stwarbewwy. I like the eggy ones best. Some of them are really squishy. These wings make me feel like a pwincess.''
by Sevestapol Holiday Rep March 16, 2019
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Twactor ; Twacting.

1. The merging of two words. Twat and Actor. Tw'actor.

2. Substandard acting that runs the whole gamut of emotion(s) from 'a' to 'b'.

3. Usually depicted by Z list 'actors' ( either newbies, washed up TV /radio presenters, game show hosts and other such 'personalities') with no ethical grounding or real world ability providing poorly choreographed visual and audio sound byte 'skill sets' to the entertainment industry that target consumers through constant airplay overkill. Mainly ascribed to ads promoting financial marketing (esp life insurance, hair and make up products , oral hygiene and dentistry products, incontinence pads / sanitary wear products and home furniture)

4. Presenters on shopping marketing channels

5. Product details pitched to an audience that entail deliberate dumbing down and pointless word play (i.e light reflective shine ), usually backed up with unrealistic fictitious statistics (i.e 83 percent of 51 women agreed), lack lustre wooden delivery and, in most cases, far too much emphasis and reliance on CGI, sound enhancements and sparkles.

6. NOT Jonathan Ross discussing agricultural machinery in 'Farmers Weekly'.
She says that their products are NOT tested on animals. Has she ever read the regular dictionary definiton of 'Homo Sapiens' and their place within the 'animalia' kingdom sphere? What a twactor!

Thespians consider themselves too noble than to be seen rubbing shoulders with the lower echelons of the twacting fraternity. And let's face it, who can blame them, they're a fuckin' embarrassment.

Most actors provide the performance of a life time when it comes to a divorce court settlement pay day. Most cut their teeth in the twacting profession after all.

"I didn't know Oral B made a toothpaste" she said delivering the cue whilst in a dentists chair with an UHD camera locked onto the enamel of her incisors. Lorna Nickson Brown twactor exemplar.
by Sevestapol Holiday Rep March 16, 2019
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