Seth-Crazed Hoochie

A stupidly smitten, cardigan wearing, Persian girl who comes with bundt cakes and leaves with her hoop earrings all over your life.
I’ll take Seth-crazed hoochie for $800 Alex.
by Seth-crazed Hoochie October 30, 2021
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confuctor

A magician who procures dancing monkeys and dollar signs out of the least likely sources. A badass who leads by example. AKA one of my favorite thirds of the coven formerly known as the coven.
That Jamie is a real Confuctor.
by Seth-crazed Hoochie April 02, 2024
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